5 Women Who Could Play Sherane In A 'good kid, m.A.A.d. city' Short Film
Kendrick Lamar's good kid, m.A.A.d. city is a critically acclaimed work of art—almost cinematic at times.
As Kendrick's self proclaimed "short film," the album has a host of characters and complex individuals that play vital roles in making up the sequence of events. One character in particular is Kendrick's "thick thighed" Sherane—his love interest, in a sense.
After our 800th listen to K. Dot's debut masterpiece, VIBE got to thinking: who the hell is Sherane? Better yet, who could play her if Kendrick ever decided to take this project to the big screen? We used verses from the song that describe Sherane's physical & mental attributes, and took to the casting chair to pick 5 females we feel could bring Sherane to life.
As Kendrick's self proclaimed "short film," the album has a host of characters and complex individuals that play vital roles in making up the sequence of events. One character in particular is Kendrick's "thick thighed" Sherane—his love interest, in a sense.
After our 800th listen to K. Dot's debut masterpiece, VIBE got to thinking: who the hell is Sherane? Better yet, who could play her if Kendrick ever decided to take this project to the big screen? We used verses from the song that describe Sherane's physical & mental attributes, and took to the casting chair to pick 5 females we feel could bring Sherane to life.
Check out the following gallery to see our 5 most promising leading ladies:
"Ass came with a hump from the jump she was a camel"
Leading Lady:
Kim Kardashian
Reason:
Kim obviously can't relate to the street life that Sherane comes from, nor do we think she's ever stepped foot in an inner city area, but who else fits the "ass like a camel" description better? Even if her acting skills suck, they can just throw her in the credits as "Sherane, played by Kim Kardashian's Ass."
"She didn't tell, just gave me her Nextel/Dropped the number, we chirped the whole summer"
Leading Lady:
Beyoncé Knowles
Reason:
Beyoncé had her own "B Phone," so she already knows the joys of good morning texts and phone conversations that last until the wee hours of the night. We're certain Bey has some of that Houston ratchetness left in her somewhere to bring out her inner Sherane. Also, she's the most experienced actress on this whole list.
"Sent her pictures of her titties blowing up my texts/I looked at 'em and almost ran my front bumper into Corvette"
Leading Lady:
Rihanna
Reason:
She's the only A-List celebrity female—outside of Kim Kardashian maybe—who we know isn't afraid to send out some "risqué" photos. Just check out her Unapologetic album cover or look at the picture above to see what we mean. Besides, after the lackluster reaction to Battleship, Rih could use a revitalizing role.
"We know a lot bout each other, her mother was a crack addict"
Leading Lady:
Keyshia Cole
Reason:
Not only does Keyshia have that west coast co-sign, but she's made it public knowledge that while she was growing up, her mom Frankie battled drug addiction. She would definitely bring some personal experience to the role.
"She had the credentials of strippers in Atlanta."
Leading Lady:
Maliah Michel
Reason:
Simply put: She has the credentials of strippers in Atlanta—literally. We don't think Drake would get too inside his feelings if Kendrick took his ex-lady & put her on the big screen.