The Possible Response: Write "COOL STORY BRO!!!!!!!" on your Twitter account and then go MIA on the social network for the next six months
Why It Will Work: Anytime Kanye posts anything on Twitter, it gets a crazy response. On February 5, he tweeted the word "Authenticity," and it received more than 24,000 retweets. He hasn't tweeted since. So can you imagine the crazy response he would get to a "COOL STORY BRO!!!!!!!" tweet? It wouldn't involve him calling Ray J out by name. It wouldn't require very much effort. And it would get the Internets going nuts and show how effortlessly Kanye is able to crush his competition. Plus, for the next six months, we would laugh each and every time we visited Ye's Twitter page. Seems like a win to us.