The Original: "Obsessed," by Mariah Carey
The Remix: "Obsessed," by Mariah Carey, featuring Gucci Mane
The Outcome: Don't get us wrong: We love us some Gucci! (BRRR!) But on the same song as Mariah Carey? While she's dissing Eminem? And with Gooch rocking an all-white suit in the video? No, thank you.