THE SONG: "No Church in the Wild," featuring Frank Ocean
1. Jay-Z: "Cocaine seats, all white like I got the whole thing bleached/Drug dealer chic, I'm wonderin' if a thug's prayers reach"
2. Kanye: "Thinkin' 'bout the girl in the all-leopard/Who was rubbin' the wood like Kiki Sheperd"
3. Jay-Z: "I'm out here ballin', I know y'all hear my sneaks/Jesus was a carpenter, Yeezy laid beats/Hova flow the Holy Ghost, get the hell up out your seats"
4. Kanye: "When we die, the money we can't keep/But we probably spend it all 'cause the pain ain't cheap"
WINNER → #1
WHY THE WINNING LINE IS HOT: Let the slick talk start early! Jay describes his all-white-everything ride to perfection and just narrowly edges out 'Ye's hilarious Kiki Sheperd punchline. Good start, fellas.