THE SONG: "Illest Motherfucker Alive"
Kanye: "Damn, baby, pussy can't be your only hustle/Unless you as bad as Naomi Russell"
Jay-Z: "11 in a row, Bill Russell rings, Michael Jordan swag/Y'all think Michael Jordan bad/Nigga, I got five more rings than Michael Jordan had"
Kanye: "Bulletproof condom when I'm in these hoes/Got staples on my dick, fuckin' centerfolds"
Jay-Z: "Fuck Sosa, this Hova, this is real life/This is what the ending of Scarface should feel like"
WINNER → #2
WHY THE WINNING LINE IS HOT: Do we really even need to explain this one? Lest you forget all that Jay has accomplished, he does it here by essentially saying that he's better than Michael Jordan. It's such a crazy line, we half expect the ultra-competitive MJ to get into the booth tomorrow and issue a response. Of course, we hope he doesn't, but...