Steve Carell: Princeton (2012)
Every once in a while, put something positive into the world
"Show up on time. Because to be late is to show disrespect. Remember that the words 'regime' and 'regimen' are not interchangeable. Get a dog, because cats are lame. Only use a "That's what she said" joke if you absolutely cannot resist. Never try to explain a "That's what she said" joke to your parents. When out to eat, tip on the entire check. Do not subtract the tax first. And every once in a while, put something positive into the world. We have become so cynical these days. And by we I mean us. So do something kind, make someone laugh, and don't take yourself too seriously."