Will Ferrell: Harvard University (2003)
Pay Your Taxes. (Too Bad Ja Rule & Lauryn Hill Weren't Around to Hear This One)
"You know, I sincerely hope you enjoy this next chapter of your life because it's really going to be great, as long as you pay your taxes. And don't just take a year off because you think Uncle Sam is snoozing at the wheel because he will descend upon you like a hawk from hell. Let's just put it this way. After some past indiscretions with the IRS, my take-home pay last year was $9,000"