1. Party And Bullsh-t
At the beginning of the show, Tami and Evelyn link up for liquor and a recap of the birthday party that Tami blew off after she developed an eye-ache or an eyesore or pink eye adjacent (after attending Tasha’s Weave Bar opening in that alleged dusty ass building). You can imagine how this goes. Mad Woman tells Maddest Woman that the party was lame and that Tasha was late, so she, Suzie and Shaunie ejected themselves early. The two also mention Tasha’s lack of business expertise and let even more shade pour out.
What the two didn’t talk about, though, is their previous confrontation at dinner. Maybe that’s because Tami had more of an issue than Evelyn did, which is why Tami meets up with her life coach once again to dismiss the matter. The life coach celebrates Tami for “all of the work she’s doing.” She must like that production company check 'cause I’m not seeing the progress. I wear contacts, though, so maybe I’ve got an eye issue, too, Tami.
Hold on. Let me get some eye drops. :::Two minutes later::: OH! Evelyn didn’t get sucker smacked or choked out. Congratulations, Tami. You’re one less cuss out away from appearing on OWN’s Super Soul Sunday with Oprah.