4. The Fashion Shows
What kind of fashion shows do the stars of a basic cable show themed around bedding basketball players attend? Judging by the description Tasha gave the first fashion show, one that uses “church pews” for seating. But hey, even Tasha could admit the show didn’t turn out so bad. I’m not going to pretend I’m Robin Givhan, but the shows look nice enough and the clothes appear fine. Shout out to the girl during the second fashion show that fell and busted her ass. Like, she somersaulted to the floor. Poor thing.
My favorite show to watch was the one presenting the line from Evelyn Lozada. I think the best part was Evelyn asking the models before the show, “Everybody got hoops on?” This woman knows her audience. Other great lines include, “Yeah, show them titties.” Also: “God, I hope this ain’t a shit show.” And: “I made sure all the girls had a J. Lo bun.” Again, this woman knows her demographic.
The line is basically a bunch of maxi dresses being shown off in a club turned runway. You get it, Evelyn. You truly do. Lady Lozada has her pretty daughter, Shaniece, model her clothes, and at the end of her presentation, announces that proceeds from her line will go to the new foundation she’s starting to help aid battered women. Even better: All of the women were complimentary of Eve’s show. It was a shade free affair: a rarity on this show.