3. SEW WINS
Do you all remember Sheree Whitfield’s “fashion show with no fashion” featured on The Real Housewives of Atlanta? Tasha offered the Basketball Wives equivalent in the not so grand opening of her weave bar. First off, the location is in the hood as so noted by Tami, Evelyn, and Shaunie. Secondly, Tasha doesn’t seem to know much about the industry in which she’s invested. Hell, she can’t even spell “sew ins” as evidenced by the salon’s signs saying “CELEBRITY SEW WINS vs. Celebrity Sew Ins.”
Sure, she can launch a party probably sponsored by the network and some alcohol company, but do you actually know hair, woman? No, the answer is no. As Tami – who has her own weave line in addition to a newly inked deal for a cosmetic line – tried to teach her a thing or two. What does Tasha say in response? “I don’t know nothing about none of that stuff.” Tasha wouldn’t be the first person to throw money at a business opportunity with limited knowledge, but on top of nothing being set up to truly work inside of your weave bar on top of knowing nothing about weaves themselves, why are you here? Couldn’t she have opened a Chipotle instead? The hood needs a Chipotle, too.
Tasha got quite defensive when Tami and co asked questions, though the unintended comic relief – aka Big Diva – helped settle her nerves. You see, Big Diva was the name of a giant costume that sort of looked like Tamar Braxton and Dora The Explorer’s baby. Apparently, Big Diva will be touring Brownsville, handing out fliers, trying to drum up some business. Poor Big Diva is gonna get her wig split. Well, if the weave bar ever opens.
P.S. Tami, you looked good last night. You are so pretty when you’re not acting like a raging maniac who just slapped the hell out of her anger management counselor.