The Battle: George Lopez vs. Lindsay Lohan
He Said: "You want me to stop talking about you I will. Come and tell me...To my face...I'll stop! Respectfully."
She Said: "Thanks for the childish comment regarding baby powder in my shoes to loosen up the leather"
The Winner: George Lopez. Again, people: Stop taking everything comedians say—on Twitter or otherwise—so seriously! It's all jokes! And, yo: If you're gonna end up in a rehab center eventually anyway, then the joke is definitely on you. Lopez FTW.