The Rapper: Gucci Mane
The Sports Franchise: The NFL's Atlanta Falcons
The Result: Young Jeezy puts on for his city—but does he have a diamond-encrusted Atlanta Falcons helmet? No. No, he does not. Therefore, Gucci the Great, who boasts about his love for his hometown team in several of his songs, gets first dibs on Matt Ryan's squad. With all the bank he's making (he's bragged about having a red-and-black Falcons Lambo) it should be no prob for Gooch to pick up a piece of a team that lost quite a bit of its street cred when Michael Vick left town.