The variables: Christina Milian + Jas Prince + Lil Wayne (± Nivea) √(±The Dream)
Level of math skills needed to understand the equation: Quantum Mechanics and Advanced Statistics
The equation [part 1]: Christina Milian and Jas Prince were engaged until June of this year. Just weeks later, she was hand-in-hand with Lil Wayne at the Espy’s. (Wayne recently dropped some suspicious lyrics about a girl named ‘Tina’ who needs a king and not a prince.)
The equation [part 2]: You’ll need scratch paper for this one. Lil Wayne, producer The Dream and singers Christina Milian and Nivea actually form more of a square than a triangle. Nivea has one son with Wayne, (we’ll call him Baby A) and three children with TheDream, (we’ll call them B, C and D.) Christina Milian also has a child with TheDream. (We’ll call her E.) If Christina and Wayne have a child, then that baby, (we’ll call him Weezy F Baby), will be half-siblings with Baby A but not Baby B, C or D. Which means that TheDream and Christina’s baby E will be half-siblings with Baby B, C, D and F—but not baby A. (Oh! And don’t forget, hypothetical Baby F would also be half-siblings with Wayne’s three other children, bringing Baby F’s potential number of siblings to seven.)
See. It all adds up.
Chances That Christina’s Career Will Take Off If She’s Dating Wayne: .005%
Chances That This Family Will Have The Most Awkward Family Holidays Ever: 100%