→ Or, better yet, holla at Bieber's girl Selena Gomez (@SelenaGomez) on Twitter.
This is a slippery situation, dude. Let's steer clear of any of the usual "I'll F your girl!" talk that you engage in and remember that young Selena is barely legal and probably won't take too kindly to that kind of talk. Instead, try to get at her about working with the Biebz and hope (pray?) that she retweets you or replies so that all 3.9 million of her followers see what you're trying to do. But, again: Don't do or say anything to Selena that could ruin your chances altogether.