Who: Penn State Student Protestors
Fail: Some people are slaves to sports. We've seen folks punch holes into the wall, deny sex, dump deep buckets of icy water on coaches and now defend immorality all due to sports. After hearing about Joe Paterno's firing, Penn State stans went ham defending a man who defended an incessant child molester. The reaction was uproarious and ridiculous with students causing a scene outside their school steps... most not even caring about the Paterno's ousting but just following their undergraduate sheperds in on-campus shenanigans. The point? Absolutely nothing.
Redemption: An obligatory float at next year's Pride parade.