7. TP-2.COM (2000)
Artist: R. Kelly
Production: R. Kelly
Acclaim: There’s a difference between Prince’s sexual frankness and Robert Kelly’s hump banter. TP-2.com voids fairytale lovemaking scripts. It’s aggressive (“TP-2.com”), blunt (“Feelin' on Yo Booty”) and full of hardcore penetration (“Like a Real Freak”). Men related, while women salivated.
Peak moment: Kelly flips from running game to putting neglectful men up on G with the cautionary tale “A Woman’s Threat.” Don’t let someone finish your porridge.