The Artist: Gucci Mane
How We Know He's Unlucky: Every time we turn around, this guy's in jail. For what? We can't even keep track anymore! He must have bad luck, because there's really no other way that someone could get arrested as many times as he has without there being some sort of cosmic karma working against him.
How He Can Change His Luck: Um, stay home? Seriously. Short of staying in bed all day and having no contact with the outside world, we have no idea how Gooch can avoid running into more bad luck in the future. Even when things go right for him, he ends up with ice cream cones tattooed on his face! Argh. Good luck, man. You clearly need it.