5. Peter Gunz: It’s Me or Erica
In their first post-Erica cuss out meeting of the minds, Peter Gunz flatly tells Rich Dollaz that it's “him or her.” Or as he puts it, “royalty or ratchet.” Excuse me, but what monarchy is Peter Gunz apart of? Wayward Dickonia. The Merry Land of Cheating Men? The nerve of a serial cheater to give a quick speech about the virtues of loyalty. Rich chooses Erica and although that may seem strange on the surface, I’d rather deal with a person with a loose mouth than I would a dude known to poke around – even when it comes to his business dealings.
As for Erica, she stresses to Rich that she's so hurt about the way he treated her and how deeply she cares about him. You get the sense that she’d be dating him if he’d allow it. Don’t tell Cyn Santana that, though, as they take a trip to Panama to shoot Erica’s calendar. That gets Erica to profess her love to Cyn. Then we get some softcare lesbian porn in the way of them in the bathtub together.
Cyn and Erica are like Nicki Minaj when she was pretending to be bisexual, only they're better saleswomen.