The Man: Diddy
Status: Broken Up; Diddy paying child support
Theme Song: Smokey Robinson “You’ve Really Got A Hold On Me”
Amid public scandals, including a gun case and a paparazzi-foiled union with Jennifer Lopez, Diddy always seems to come back to the constant in his life, Kim Porter. A monstrous monthly check is reason enough to keep the peace, no matter which arm candy he’s sporting.