The Man: Spencer Pratt
Theme Song: Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers “Why Do Fools Fall In Love?”
This on-and-off simpleton pair is a perfect match, but more so than her boorish partner, Heidi puts up with a lot. The king of douchebags not only drove her to plastic surgery, but also hates her family and had the nerve to start a rapping career. Runaway from it, baby.