ALIAS: Kanye “Is A God” West
Don't speak. Don't breathe. Don't think of questions. Don't even say happy birthday. Don't do anything except give him his damn croissants, or you will feel the wrath of Yeezus. The musical genius everyone loves to hate and hates to love makes the rules, and wants us all to just deal and obey.
The paparazzi knows this best, especially TMZ after their recent run in with the media-loathing papa. Most assumed that new paternal vibes would mellow Mr. West out and bring him down to earth. Nope. He's still a god among men.
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