Character Name: Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren
Story: Though slightly unhinged, Crazy Eyes doesn't quite get why her fellow inmates shy away from her presence. She is oblivious to her nickname and constantly berates or belittles herself whenever she does something wrong.
Why Her Character Rocks: Her obsession with Piper Chapman makes the entire middle portion of the show's first season an entertaining romp. Aside from not knowing why she's called "Crazy Eyes," her eccentricity helps to keep the pacing of the show uneven and exciting at purely random moments.