The Artist: Onyx
The Original: 1993's Bacdafucup
The Sequel: 2002's Bacdafucup Part II
The Review: SLAM! Duh, duh, duh! Duh, duh, duh! Let the boys be boys! Onyx's debut album, fueled by the smash hit, "Slam," was a winner commercially and critically. On the sequel nine years later, the group basically tried to revert right back to their old ways—going as far as revamping the original's cover art and recording a song called "Slam Harder"—but couldn't capture the same energy they had in the early 1990s. Hey, guys: Bacdafucup if you're thinking of doing a Part III, please.