2. Your babysitters will include, but not be limited to, Rihanna, Kanye West, Kelly Rowland, and LeBron James.
While the rest of the kids out there are stuck with Uncle Otis and Aunt Mabel for the weekend, you'll be jet-setting out to L.A. to kick it with Rih-Rih, who will pass you off to Uncle Kanye for a few hours while she goes to the studio. 'Ye's got a busy schedule, though, so he'll hand you over to your godmother (Kelly Rowland, of course!) at some point, before she lets LeBron hold you for a few minutes after he gets done playing Kobe Bryant and the Lakers at the Staples Center. And that's just what you'll be doing on Saturday. Who knows who you'll run into on Sunday, son!