3. You already have a song or two written about you—and there are surely more where those came from.
Is it just us—or did "New Day," a song in which Jay-Z discusses how he'll raise his future child, just come out, like, yesterday? You've got a few other songs written by "Dad" (it feels weird referring to Hova as a father, right?) that are also directed at you, kid. And we can only imagine the type of material Beyoncé will put together once the motherhood bug really bites her. You might be the first kid in the history of kids to have an entire album's worth of material written about you. SMH.