4. Your baby seat has its' own spot courtside at the new Barclays Center in Brooklyn.
We could save up from now until your 16th birthday and we'd still probably have trouble paying for a courtside seat at the new Barclays Center, where the Nets will play starting in the fall of 2012. Oh, did we forget to mention that your dad owns an NBA team? Well, he does. And we're sure that you'll catch plenty of games from your baby seat that'll be situated somewhere down next to the court. You're only a baby, but you're already baaaaaaaaaallin'!