5. And who can forget...free Deréon and Roc-A-Wear gear for life!
You'll be stuntin' like your daddy—and your mommy, if you're a girl—thanks to the fact that both of your 'rents have their own clothing lines. You're not even an infant yet and you've already got a closet full of gear! Damn you, Baby Carter, damn you!*
*Yo, just in case you can't tell, we're just kidding. Congrats again, Jay and B!