1. Lil' Kim signing with G-Unit would make us forget—almost immediately!—that Kim and Nicki Minaj engaged in one of the most pointless beefs in recent memory.
Let's face it: Kim's beef with Nicki did nothing for her career. It gave her a couple extra blog posts and gave hip-hop writers a reason to cover her for a few days, but it didn't really renew any interest in her future projects and didn't have us clamoring for a comeback. But a deal with Fif? Now that makes us sit up and pay attention for more than just a fleeting moment. And it also makes us wonder what she might be able to do when she's not dissing her fellow female rappers.