1. He found an heir apparent to take over the "worst free throw shooter in the NBA" title.
Seriously, have you seen Brendan Haywood take a free throw shot in this year's playoffs yet? That guy makes Shaq look like Larry Bird at the line. Er, okay. Maybe not. But if there's anything that we won't miss about Shaq, it's that damn free throw attempt. Oh well. Your piss-poor shooting percentage from the line is safe with BH now!