3. I Want To Eat At Kelly Price’s HouseIn honor of the birthday of airy singer and surprisingly slightly hood Chanté Moore*, Kelly Price held a dinner party for the birthday girl and the other R&B divas. And by dinner party, I don’t mean a curse-out session in which frozen crab cakes heated up in the microwave served as nothing more than a prop.
Kelly and Claudette Ortiz cooked lobster tails, shrimp (or scrimp, per Lil’ Mo and several blacks across America say), crab legs and chicken. The only thing missing was the Zatarain’s butterfly shrimp from Popeye’s. Between singing Chanté happy birthday and getting her body full of shellfish, Kelly used the opportunity to expand on her idea for the group project. Kelly described as it “Unplugged meets The Vagina Monologues.” Immediately thereafter, Lil’ Mo provided an example of the singing crotch theme of the event by discussing her terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day she lost her virginity.
*By slightly, I meant hood as hell. After all, she is the same woman who cooed in the most beautiful way, “I hate your dog…n***a.” Said with no shade, given that’s one of the best songs ever.
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