Wendy wanted to know why Kelly Price wore sunglasses in public. Why? Well, people who have that habit tend to be horrible people. Kelly said that all of her lenses are prescription, so those aren’t stunting on the inside shades, they’re prescription stunting on the inside shades. Much, much better.
Wendy told Claudette: “You are one of the most depressing people that I have ever met from the TV.” And: “You seem sad, wounded bird.” When she asked whether or not Claudette was collecting child support checks, Wendy told her, “A girl like you should not have to be living in a Subaru.” Ryan Toby is apparently struggling these days, but gives money when he can. Is there any way we can get Claudette an orgy with Pharrell Williams, Suze Orman, and Iyanla Vanzant? Hell, even Tyler Perry. There has to be some evil, educated light skinned woman role she can play.
When it came to Kelly Price ditching the ladies at the Broadway in the Hood event, Kelly Price turned to her cell phone during the conversation. Madam, what in the self-important hell was that? Kelly says she was looking for the text messages. Listen, The Real Housewives of Wherever print those out before the show.
Chanté Moore was quizzed about her ex-husband Kenny Lattimore, who Wendy said the streets are still talking about. I’m not sure what streets she’s talking about, but perhaps the intersection of Urban Adult Contemporary Lane and Negro AARP Blvd. In any event, Wendy – in very vintage Wendy fashion – brought up age old rumors about whether or not Kenny Lattimore is gay and if that fueled her divorce. Chanté said it was not the reason behind their divorce. Not letting it go, Wendy pressed Chanté about not answering the first part of her question, to which Chanté said was not her place to respond to. Chanté went on to say she never had any intentions of bringing up Kenny Lattimore on the show, but him suing her first custody of their child made it unavoidable. That issue has since been settled, presumably with Chanté maintaining sole custody. Wendy describing Kenny’s suit “the most disgusting, low down, dirty dog thing for a man to file and try to take a woman’s kids.” Wendy the G.O.A.T. then repeated that the “streets is talking.” Insert the original connotation of “How you doing?” here.
Also, Lil’ Mo, Miche’le, Claudette Ortiz, and Chanté Moore are all owed child support. Lil’ Mo is the only one in court trying to get hers. I don’t understand this, but okay.