Say What? The Best Joseline Sayings From 'Love & Hip Hop Atlanta'

Finally caught up with Love & Hip Hop Atlanta? As we wait for the second part

of the reunion show next week, we break down some head-scratching lingo

and isms from our favorite girl Joseline that truly bear repeating. What are your

favorite Joseline quotes? -- Sowmya Krisnamurthy (@SowmyaK)

“Steebie”- Learn to at least pronounce the name of the man whose home you’re

wrecking, Jos.

“Daddy, I’m gonna turn around and look at you, cause you know that if I don’t

toast and look at you in your eyes, it’s seven years of bad sex” - Cheers!

“A man gonna be a man and you gonna just have to get that through your head.

That don’t mean I’m f**king him." - Good advice to Mimi. Too bad Joseline was in

fact f**king Stevie J.

“She ain’t running no shots with Stevie.” - Running? Shots? Must be mixed

metaphor day.

“No fairy godmother this month.” - That’s code word for: “I’m pregnant.”

“He threw a drink at me and messed up my fur that I got from Neiman’s!" - Even ”superstar” singers buy retail off the rack.

“He’s the best I ever had but I don’t want it anymore.” - Beyonce should make this

a song lyric right now.

“I have the perfect face, the perfect body. Shut up, ugly!” - No shortage of self-

esteem on the reunion show and even a diss at the audience.

“I don’t have a problem with Mimi. I love Mimi and will always respect Mimi. F*ck

what ya’ll say!” - Joseline needs to do stand-up comedy if this music thing doesn’t

work out.