3. Please…For God’s Sake, Avoid ‘Nipple-Gate’
At 31, Beyonce ranks as the youngest half-time show performer since Janet Jackson decided to flash her boob in 2004, igniting a FCC freak-out and rabid public outcry. J.J.’s brazen stunt (or wondrous, glorious gift depending on your point of view) spooked producers into recruiting a series of geriatric classic rock acts designed to sidestep such a WTF!!! moment. Which means B should steer clear of any wardrobe malfunctions, as much of a rewind-worthy sight that would be. Or else the next Super Bowl performer will be these guys:
Word to Justin Timberlake.