Her Hollywood Resume: P-Hilton used the success of 2001's Zoolander, 2004's Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! (ugggh...) and 2004's The Hillz to climb Hollywood's social pyramid. Well, those three movies and a flick called 1 Night in Paris.
Her Musical Efforts: Hilton parlayed her personal relationship with Scott Storch into her 2006 album, Paris, which featured the lead single, "Screwed." (insert your own joke here!)
How Well She Crossed Over: If Kim Kardashian needs a reason not to record an album, look no further than Paris. Even if your album is good (and, to tell you the truth, Paris wasn't quite as bad as we thought it'd be), it's not going to be regarded as good. Reality shows are FTW. Music albums? Not so much.