BEST THROAT-CLEARING BREW
Windsor Castle, Kensington, West London, thewindsorcastlekensington.co.uk
"It’s basically an old-man pub. It’s like a museum of the royal family. There’s stu everywhere. All of the walls are covered in photos, and they have an international club for men with handlebar moustaches. I order Guinness. It tastes like a bitter milk shake."