Father: Al B. Sure (And Sean “Diddy” Combs, sort of)
Musical Aspirations: Rapping
Accomplishments: Inheriting Al B. Sure’s hair
Fails: His name. These lines: “When they say I’m hot they ain’t talkin’ bout the weather” / “I’d rather have noodles that’s Ramen” / “I be stuck to you like glue” / “Stop letting your coworkers also be the ones you lay with/That’s not professional” and more
Apples From Tree: 9. We know he’s only Puffy’s honorary son but this song, “Words From Me,” is so bad it can’t go unnoticed.