Tell the world you're not cutting your hair until Taylor forgives you.
Remember the 808s & Heartbreaks period of your life? Yeah, that period, when you refused to trim your beard or cut your hair until the press run for the album was finished (we didn't forget about the mullet at the Grammys, either!). How 'bout reviving that and telling everyone that you won't cut your hair or maintain your fly until Taylor forgives you? For a stylish guy like yourself, that has to get her attention, right?