The Anthem: "Miami Dolphins Fight Song," by T-Pain
The Team: The NFL's Miami Dolphins
Did It Help? This song—which the Dolphins actually approved back in 2009—is easily one of the worst team anthems that we've ever heard. Since when is Autotune something that gets players ready to put their bodies on the lines on the football field? It might have worked if the Dolphins played their home games at Tootsie's Cabaret, but, uh, they don't. So the team finished under .500 the year this was released.