LIZ & DICK
Release Date: November
Okay okay, this isn't really a standard film trailer -- it's a 30-second preview for the upcoming Lifetime movie Liz & Dick, starring Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor and Grant Bowler as the late actress' great love, RIchard Burton. But its short length or "Television for Women" status shouldn't dissuade anyone from watching this completely bonkers trailer. "They drink! They fight! They FORNICATE!" declares a voiceover, in between shots of Lindsay-as-Liz throwing wine glasses, steaming up a bubble bath and rocking out to Alex Clare's "Too Close." If you had any doubts that Liz & Dick would be supremely watchable trash, just wait until the final exchange -- "You just ended your fourth marriage!" "Oh, WHO'S COUNTING!" Perhaps a sudsy TV movie about Elizabeth Taylor, whom Lohan strongly resembles in these clips, is the antidote for the young actress' arrest-plagued career. And even if it's not, we'll be damned if we can't watch this trailer five times in a row.