He plays the guitar and works well with children (in a paternal, non pervy way of course). Nuff said.
He's a triple threat who acts, writes and plays instruments. We'll help him forget all about Sarah Marshall.
His boyish charm is what gets him by, which could be dangerous if used as a weapon of mass manipulation and heart breaking.
How could you deny that guileless face? And he's funny too!
We're not even going to front. He's a billionaire...and smart too.
We want to run our fingers through his curly hair and rub his belly.
It's the accent. And did we mention that we love musicians? Yep, that too.
He's barely 5'9 but he still pulled off Zoolander. That counts for something on the swag meter! And at the end of the day, every girl wants to settle down with a Greg Focker type once her dating bad boy days are over.
We kinda dig the Happy Gilmore steez.
Throwback Rick Moranis always came through as the unlikely hero. See Ghostbusters, Little Shop Of Horrors, and Honey I Shrunk The Kids.
Quirky guys are usually good at playing the nerd or the doormat but we'd be lying if we said his role as Venom didn't get our attention.
If Deuce Bigelow didn't do it for you, you at least can't deny those curly black ringlets and the sincere facial expressions.