9) Carrie Underwood “Before He Cheats” (2005)
Album: Some Hearts
Ball Buster: “He don't know that I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats, I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl, cause the next time that he cheats...Oh, you know it won't be on me!”
Carrie Underwood adds a unique rationale on wildin’ out on a cheater in this cautionary tale. She admits that she will slash tires, smash headlights and destroy as much property as she can if she catchers said philander. However, even though she’s moving on, at least she scared him straight for the next girl. Think of it as community service.