Clocky Robot Alarm Clock, $50, robotshop.com
Perfect For: The Perpetually Late
If you’re a snooze-button junky with trouble rising, this indestructible robot alarm will not only force you to get up, but make you do some soul searching. Rimmed with rubber wheels, Clocky jumps off your nightstand and rolls to hiding places, beeping and buzzing till you flip the switch. Just don’t spend too much time playing Columbo.