Every Kanye West Rant Needs: A pat on the back—er, or make that, multiple pats on the back—for himself
The Purpose It Serves: Kanye isn't lacking in the self-confidence department. So when he goes on his rants, he's quick to point out all of the great things that he's accomplished. Eff being humble! He'll go on and on and on about how great his last verse was, what a great idea he had six years ago for some leather shorts, or why he thinks people need to take him more seriously. And if anyone tries to get him to stop him, he'll just go even harder and give himself even more props.
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