The Goods: VitaminWater x Facebook (Um, What?!)

Sigh… As if you don’t spend enough time on your laptop/BlackBerry/work computer/iPhone reading status updates on your lunch break, now you can check ’em while you take swigs of this brand-new VitaminWater flavor called “Connect.” The black cherry and lime-flavored VitaminWater that was created by the winner of this contest comes stamped with the Facebook logo and a description littered with references to your favorite social networking platform. (Side note: Whoever writes the descriptions on the side of VitaminWater bottles? Genius!) It promises eight key nutrients—and caffeine. Take that, Twitter! ––Chris Yuscavage