Why Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Need To Fight

Dear Floyd and Manny,

Boxing sucks right now. In case you missed the memo, the sport needs you. Both of you. Together. You’re all about commerce, Floyd, so we’re proposing a December 25 bout between you and the Pac-Man. Bah humbug to the blood test. To kick things off, we’re even laid out the teaser ad for your showdown. Let’s get ready to rumble!


Don’t punk out,