3 Ways Wesley Snipes Can Survive Prison (Pg. 2)


1) Channel Your Inner Blade

Okay, so it’s highly unlikely that Snipes will be allowed to wield the same double edged, Vampire-killing sword featured in his $400 million grossing Blade movies during his stay behind bars. And we are willing to bet that fangs are not part of the standard McKean prison uniform. But just in case some squirrelly-eyed former mob accountant or beefy white-collar criminal wants to test Snipes’ gangsta (Remember, this is Nino Brown we are talking about!) he can always showcase his impressive martial arts pedigree. A third-degree belt in Ta Kwon Do can make any man civilized.

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