Hide Ya Kids: Jersey Shore’s Jwoww To Release Dating Advice Book

News

Jersey Shore star Jenni “Jwoww” Farley is releasing a book according to Page 6. No, that wasn’t a typo. The book, The Rules According to Jwoww, is due out in February and features “secrets” to landing men, staying “fresh to death,” and beating out competition. Farley’s treatise, inspired by the 1995 self-help guide, The Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right, features advice like how to spot a man-whore a mile away, busting balls and more.

We couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried. By the way, Jwoww isn’t the only Jersey Shore cast member releasing fine literature. She will be joining Snooki, who is scheduled to publish a novel via Simon and Schuster next year.

The bright side in all of this is that they can read…right? ⎯Starrene Rhett (@GangStarrGirl)