The Prediction: Kim Kardashian will make blood pour out of our ears
When It Will Happen: Whenever she decides to release her debut "album" produced by The-Dream
Why We Think It'll Come True: Is there anyone out there (aside from Kanye West, who agreed to appear in her first music video) who thinks it's a good idea for Kim K to release an album? Anyone? Bueller? (Note to Kim: There's nothing wrong with being labeled "the hot chick with the big booty who hangs out on the red carpet," you know.)
The Prediction: Jay-Z will buy Beyonce the state of Rhode Island
When It Will Happen: On their third anniversary on April 4
Why We Think It'll Come True: The traditional third anniversary gift is leather. Booooooor-ing! (Plus, when you get a $2.5 million Bugatti for your birthday like Hov did, tradition sorta gets thrown out the window, right?) So look for Jay to pony up some of that Roc Nation money to buy Lady B her own state. Hey, these two have to be running out of gifts to buy each other at this point, right?
The Prediction: Gucci Mane will buy a chain that features a gigantic polar bear holding Waka Flocka Flame and OJ Da Juiceman in a headlock
When It Will Happen: As soon as his jeweler figures out how to get it done
Why We Think It'll Come True: Have you seen the rest of Gucci's chain collection? If so, what makes you think something like this is out of the question?
The Prediction: Chris Brown will get into some good old-fashioned Twitter beef
When It Will Happen: Before the end of the week
Why We Think It'll Come True: Tell a friend: This guy is officially an e-thug 'til the end. From Kat Stacks to Soulja Boy to Raz B, he stays hollering at his fellow celebrities with disrespectful hashtags. If you're a celeb, watch out or you might be the next contestant on that Twitter home screen.
The Prediction: Kanye West will scream on someone for leaking his music and/or music videos
When It Will Happen: In 3, 2, 1...
Why We Think It'll Come True: 'Ye doesn't take too kindly to rough cuts of his songs or videos leaking to the Internet. He even put us on punishment and cancelled one of his G.O.O.D. Fridays last summer after a track from My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy found its' way onto the 'net ahead of schedule. We're gonna go out on a limb here and say that it won't be the last time we see him lose his cool.
The Prediction: Wiz Khalifa will blow through 45,729 doobies
When It Will Happen: Morning, afternoon and night for the next 365 days
Why We Think It'll Come True: Can Wiz get much higher? Say it with us: Uh-huuuuuuuh! You know what it is. And this year, he's gonna prove it.
The Prediction: Willow Smith will land a clothing line in Walmart, a TV show on Disney, a set of tween DVDs, her own doll and just about anything else that her little heart desires
When It Will Happen: Whenever she wants it to
Why We Think It'll Come True: Her dad is Will Smith, her mom is Jada Pinkett-Smith, she's got a hit record on her hands and she's only 9 years old. Yeah, this girl's basically walking around with a blank check in her back pocket right now. Get ready to watch her cash it.
The Prediction: Some poor girl will make Kat Stacks look like Mother Teresa
When It Will Happen: Sometime after the 2011 NBA All-Star Weekend
Why We Think It'll Come True: Well, we've already seen some chick named Candy Deep Throat come through at the end of 2010 and try and take the title Kat took from Superhead. And thanks to the success of VH1's Basketball Wives, we get the feeling she's just the first chick in line. So...who's next?
The Prediction: Kobe Bryant will do that silly scowl he does after hitting a big shot in the 2011 NBA Finals
When It Will Happen: The middle of June
Why We Think It'll Come True: Sure, the L.A. Lakers are struggling now—at the end of December/beginning of January. And? Come on: You know Kobe's gonna be right back at the Staples Center in June tipping off the NBA Finals. Only question is: Who will he be doing it against? (For the record, we're not ready to predict that it'll be LeBron James and the Miami Heat just yet.)
The Prediction: Lil Wayne will record enough material for Tha Carter IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, and X
When It Will Happen: Before he drops Tha Carter IV at the top of 2011
Why We Think It'll Come True: So far, Wayne's been out of jail for almost two months and we've heard, what, two songs?! Yes, two. That means he must have a whole lot of ammo under wraps if he's still working at the frantic pace he was before doing his bid. Yo, Weezy: "6'7" was dope, but can we get another leak or something soon?
The Prediction: Lady Gaga will show up at an awards show wearing cat ears and two live kittens and covered in kitty litter
When It Will Happen: At the 2011 Grammys
Why We Think It'll Come True: After the meat dress, it's safe to say that just about anything is fair game for Gaga at this point, right?
The Prediction: Rappers will try to drum up interest in their new mixtapes by dropping them on Flag Day, Arbor Day, Secretaries Day and Take Your Child To Work Day
When It Will Happen: On every major, minor and made-up holiday throughout the new year
Why We Think It'll Come True: Now that rappers are putting out mixtapes on Christmas Eve (Rick Ross's Ashes To Ashes) and New Year's Eve (Jim Jones's Coke Rush) to generate a little extra buzz, the next step is using some of America's lesser-known holidays to do the same. We can't wait for that hot new Drake tape to drop on Boxing Day!
The Prediction: Eminem will recruit Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift to record songs for his next album
When It Will Happen: Whenever Recovery stops selling more than 100,000 copies every week and Em needs to release a new album
Why We Think It'll Come True: Hey, we never thought we'd see the day he'd record with Pink or Rihanna, either. Slim Shady's apparently not as shady as he used to be, especially when it comes to working with pop stars.
The Prediction: Nicki Minaj will give birth to 35 more alter egos
When It Will Happen: As she's in the process of recording her sophomore album during the middle of the year
Why We Think It'll Come True: She's already got—what—like a half-dozen of them? So, what's a few more? Just provide a family tree or something with your second project, Nick. At this point, it sounds like we're gonna need it.
The Prediction: Justin Bieber will put out a serious rap song
When It Will Happen: Sooner than we're all hoping
Why We Think It'll Come True: That freestyle he put out a few months ago was just funny enough to make us ignore the fact that Biebs was rapping (over a Vado and Cam'Ron beat, no less). But we get the feeling that might've just been the warm-up to get us ready for the real premiere of "Shawty Mane." Don't say we didn't warn you!
The Prediction: Lauryn Hill will show up late to one or two (or 50!) shows
When It Will Happen: Anytime you see a concert promoted as "featuring Lauryn Hill"
Why We Think It'll Come True: We sincerely hope someone copped L Boogie a new watch for Christmas because this girl stays showing up three hours late for her shows. Our solution? The next time you go to one of her concerts, show up four hours late and see how she likes it. Let us know how that goes over.
The Prediction: Approximately 78 percent of all the rap releases will drop on Young Money and/or Cash Money Records
When It Will Happen: Throughout the course of the year
Why We Think It'll Come True: Is there anyone who isn't signed to Young Money or Cash Money right now? From Drake and Nicki Minaj to Bow Wow and possibly even T-Pain (anyone else hearing that rumor?), it seems like just about anyone looking to drop an album is signing with Wayne's label.
The Prediction: DJ Khaled will put out a remix featuring Birdman, Lil Wayne, Snoop Dogg, Plies, Busta Rhymes, Juelz Santana, some guy who just freestyled for him outside the studio, a Chinese delivery man, two UPS drivers, the session's engineer, a bird that just flew into the studio and one of the guys from 2 Live Crew
When It Will Happen: When he records his new album, We The Best Forever
Why We Think It'll Come True: This is basically the only rap posse cut Khaled hasn't been together already. But don't get it twisted: That ish will knock in the club.
The Prediction: Chilli won't find love on the second season of What Chilli Wants
When It Will Happen: On the second season of What Chilli Wants
Why We Think It'll Come True: Know what's funny to us? None of the relationships formed on reality TV shows ever work out. Seriously. None. Yet, we all sit around and wonder who is going to end up with who and who looks good with who and who should give who a chance and...Can we finally just stop trying to believe that you can find love on reality TV? Word to Flava Flav, New York and everyone else who's tried.
The Prediction: Dirty Money will dissolve
When It Will Happen: As soon as the Last Train To Paris press run comes to a stop
Why We Think It'll Come True: It took the group six years (okay, maybe it just felt like six years) to release their first album. Do you really expect them to go through that again? We see another reality show about making a band in Diddy's not-too-distant future.
The Prediction: 50 Cent will release a photo that shows he's gained 300 pounds for a surprise cameo appearance in Big Momma's House 4
When It Will Happen: After Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (which is being produced by Will Smith, BTW) does well at the box office
Why We Think It'll Come True: Last year, 50 lost more than 50 pounds for a role as a cancer patient. This year, Fif will pack on the pounds. Anything for an acting gig, right, dude?
The Prediction: Chelsea Lately's Chelsea Handler will invite Plies, Joe Budden and Slim Thug to come on her show
When It Will Happen: Various times throughout the year
Why We Think It'll Come True: This lady clearly loves to have rappers on her show (and in her bed?). What makes you think these guests aren't next?
The Prediction: R&B singers will start going topless voluntarily to increase their record sales
When It Will Happen: Beginning ASAP
Why We Think It'll Come True: We thought Ciara and Keri Hilson were pushing the envelope by putting out steamy videos at the end of 2010. Boy, were we wrong! Teairra Mari took it to the next level (the top level, you might say?) by tweeting a TwitPic of her twins to get some free pub. To the rest of you R&B chicks: Your move!
The Prediction: Young Jeezy will maybe/hopefully/probably/if-everything-goes-according-to-plan drop his new album, Thug Motivation 103
When It Will Happen: Um....
Why We Think It'll Come True: Confession: We could only come up with 24 predictions for 2011, so we stole this one from the list we made last year. Maybe this is the year this comes true, Jizzle? Dude, even Dr. Dre is about to beat you!
What do you think is going to happen with your favorite celebrities in 2011? Got any predictions of your own? Leave us a comment below and let us know!