Pint Sized Snooki Building Mega Empire

Jersey Shore’s Snooki has hired a firm to tack her name on every random product possible. She’s also applying for trademarks on a variety of her catchphrases, too (think “I Snook the night” and “Snookin’ for love”). In other words, hide ya kids America, she’s gunning for your money!

Here’s a list of products she plans to peddle to the masses.

•Perfume, false eyelashes, false hair, artificial nails, cosmetics, make up,nail grooming products, namely tips, glue, lacquer and glitter, nail polish, suncare lotion, sun screen; personal care products.

•Jewelry; watches.

•Handbags, purses, wallets.

•Clothing for men, women and children, namely shirts, underwear, hooded sweatshirts, sweatpants, sweatshirts, track suits, swimsuits, gloves hosiery, socks, sleepwear, pajamas, coats, jackets, dresses; headwear; headbands; hats; footwear; shoes, gloves.

•Hair shampoo, Hair conditioner, Hair styling gel, hair spray; self tanner tanning spray.

•Hair accessories and hair ornaments, namely, hair ties, hair clips, and hair bumps.

•Shot glasses, cups.

•Printed matter, namely, books in the fields of entertainment, variety, news, and comedy.

•Entertainment, namely, a continuing variety, news and comedy show broadcast over television and radio; television show production. [Gawker]