Dream Team? 6 Ways Lil B Can Get Justin Bieber to Collaborate With Him

 Stop naming all of your songs after celebrities!

Ayo, Based God: If you want Justin Bieber to take you seriously and consider you for a collaboration, you need to let him know that you didn’t just name a song after him to fit the format of your other celeb-inspired song titles like “I’m Paris Hilton,” “Ellen Degeneres,” and, of course, “Miley Cyrus.” So stop doing it altogether (Full disclosure: This is as much for us as it is for Bieber!). Otherwise, Biebs is gonna think you just used his name to generate some extra press (which, let’s face it: You did) and refuse to work with you in the future.